“I heard this grinding noise, and then I saw all these Washington Post stories, sexy pictures of people in the workplace, and celebrity anti-vaccine editorials start to back up on the factory floor,” said Huffington Post editor Emily Paxton. http://dlvr.it/18wxWn
(Source: beautiful-mundane)
(via merlin)
See, this is why we have an internet.
New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who Don’t Love Each Other.
“Marriage has legal implications as well. For instance, if one member of a loveless couple got sick, their spouse could no longer visit them in the hospital to bereate them about how much that medical bill is going to cost.”
From the Onion, via half my Facebook Friends list.
Impressive? Terrifying? Cool? Beyond Bizarro? You decide: Billie Jean on Ukelele
Oh dear where did I leave Junior? Roller buggy via @mjchapman
When people need to kick back, have fun, and party, I will be there, unlike your pathetic fonts. While Gotham is at the science fair, I’m banging the prom queen behind the woodshop. While Avenir is practicing the clarinet, I’m shredding “Reign In Blood” on my double-necked Stratocaster. While Univers is refilling his allergy prescriptions, I’m racing my tricked-out, nitrous-laden Honda Civic against Tokyo gangsters who’ll kill me if I don’t cross the finish line first. I am a sans serif Superman and my only kryptonite is pretentious buzzkills like you.
Via @grantbw.
ABC News talks with the man behind @BPGlobalPR
Lego Hello World (most immediately via @butwait)
Will It Blend has a different kind of app for the iPad.
As with documents, spreadsheets, and files, you also share objects you’ve uploaded to Google Docs with anyone in the world. For example, do you ever wish you could CTRL+F your house keys or your TV remote? Store your keys, remotes, rail passes, and other objects you commonly lose with Google Docs, and you’ll never have to worry about finding them again. Having trouble moving your piano from New York to California? Upload it from your home in New York, then download it once you’re in California. Change your mind and want to share it with your friend in England instead? No problem. With one click you can have your piano delivered to anyone you choose, anywhere in the world.
Text-only mode for Youtube.
Is that a Susquehanna Hat?!?! Sharing the classics with Theo
The lecturer at work:
This is Theo is lecture mode
